A recurrent thief at a convenience store in Connecticut seems to have a passion for just one thing and it's not cash. He steals "Red Bull."A surveillance camera put up at a Mobil On The Run store in Bloomfield shows the man stuffing can after can of Red Bull down his pants. As he took the cans out of the refrigerator, he kept looking back at the clerk checking to see if anyone was watching him. On Monday, the man made off with at least 17 cans of the high energy drink in his pants. This is not the first time this store has had thefts of Red Bull and the owner believes it's the same man who is taking them time after time. With news...
Isabel Mastache unveiled her 2010 Collection at Madrid Fashion Week – amongst which were these ‘Penis pants’
Hhmm, can’t see these flying off the peg in the High Street.
I certainly wouldn’t wear them – unless they came in a bigger size !!!
P.S. If you want to see the rest of her outfits – click here...
It wasn't that everyone forgot to put their trousers on before heading out yesterday -- it was international 'No Pants Subway Ride 2010'.Now in its ninth year 'No Pants Subway Ride Day' is just that, a day where people around the would are encouraged to take the train without their trousers.The idea started in New York - where this year 3,000 people turned out - but it has spread across the US and around the world to over 43 cities.As such, people from Washington to Adelaide and Zurich all boarded trains without their trousers, much to the bemusement of other travellers.We can't imagine doing this on the London Tube, as a matter of precaution we are inclined to wear a bio-hazard before sitting down there at the best of times, let alone doing it in just our pants.
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Despite a cold snap across much of the northern world, users of public transit systems in a number of cities bare their legs for No Pants...
Is it just me, or are MP3 players in everything these days? I guess some concept designer just had to put an MP3 player in clothes, and why not the pants? After all, the words “dance” and “pants” rhyme.
Say, is that an MP3 Player in your pants, or…all right, I think you all know where that one was going. I’m not liking where the Dancepants is going.
You see, the Dancepants isn’t just an MP3 Player that is designed to fit in the pants. That would probably be easy. You would just find a convenient place to stitch in the apparatus, and just make certain that the user can charge it and download tunes easily.
The Dancepants are not like that. You see, it is powered by kinetic energy. So if you like to listen to music while you are jogging,...
In Almancil, Portugal a Romanian man became trapped in a window during an alleged burglary attempt. The man was, literally, caught with his pants down.An unnamed 22-year-old Romanian man "apparently tried to break into a supermarket through a small window"The man was stuck like this for 11 hours until the owner arrived for work and found the strange sight.The man was freed by firefighters after two hours. Police handcuffed the alleged thief and took him to an awaiting police...
Had a good time at the Kent Uni event, where I stood up in front of students, read a couple of passages from my books and talked about writing. However, halfway through the proceedings I became convinced that my flies were undone. I didn't see how I fix this - or even confirm my suspicions - without looking like I was fiddling with myself. I was in Royston Blake character mode, reading the forklift passage from King of the Road, but my heart wasn't in it. It was in my pants, wondering if everyone could see them. And worse: was that a cool breeze I just felt down there? As soon as it was over I sat down and very subtly checked.False alarm.So, to the students of Kent who came, apologies. You got a watered down version of Blakey there, due to my anxieties. Usually he's a lot louder and more...
Investigators said Rodney Bolton went into the Pet Supermarket store in Jacksonville Beach on Tuesday afternoon and stuck a ferret down the front of his pants before walking out. It's an incident so unusual that even police had a hard time keeping a straight face. "Stuffing a ferret down your pants in order to steal it is not only stupid, but it's a little dangerous," Sgt. Thom Bingham said.A 17-year-old shopper told police he saw Bolton abduct the ferret, and the shopper tried to rescue the animal. "They fought over the ferret and he squeezed the ferret until it was angry and agitated, and it bit the victim in the ear," Bingham said. The teen wasn't seriously injured, and now Bolton, who is homeless, is charged with shoplifting and battery. The ferret involved in the incident is...
A dentist has denied touching a trainee dental nurse between her breasts and placing a micro-camera inside her pants. The trainee nurse claimed that, on her second interview for the job, the dentist put two of his fingers on her sternum, or breastbone, while checking the alignment of her teeth. She also claimed that, two weeks later, he photographed tattoos with a micro-camera, but then put it down inside her pants. The dentist claimed touching the woman's sternum was normal practice for the type of dentistry he did. To the allegation of putting the camera inside the nurse's pants, he replied "never in a month of Sundays". A third disputed incident involved the dentist allegedly opening buttons on the nurse's new uniform, and putting a biro into the front pocket while flicking it from...
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As predicted by colleagues last night the Page 3 girl in The Sun (today page 7) is wearing blue pants.“Everyone will expect [Cameron] to make things better,” says Keeley from Bromley.“He can’t possibly do this instantly as he will inherit huge long-term deep rooted problems.”And they say young people aren't interested in politics. The 22 year old lass seems awfully well...
A female pizza delivery worker got more than she bargained for on multiple occasions when she went to deliver food and was met at the door by a man wearing no pants.Portsmouth N.H. Police Lt. Rodney McQuate said the woman delivering the pizza notified police of the man's actions after it took place four different times."She would go to the address and the guy comes to the door wearing no pants," McQuate said. The lieutenant said the man would be completely naked from the waist down.McQuate said the pizza delivery woman called police in an effort to let them know what was going on, but didn't wish to press charges.He said an officer was sent out to speak to the man and let him know how "inappropriate" his behaviour was."We went and talked to the guy and they aren't getting any more pizza...
An underwear firm is launching new pants for left-handers, claiming traditional Y-fronts have left lefties fumbling at urinals for too long.Makers say the £22 pants will feature a flap which opens to the left making it much easier for left-handed men to go to the loo.They claim this is the first major underwear development since the introduction of the Y-front 75 years ago.The HOM H1 Maxi will go on sale exclusively at department store Debenhams.It is thought the pants could save up to three seconds off each loo visit... I bet left-handers are already planning what to do with all their new-found free time.
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Male underwear has followed has been cut from the same cloth for at least 50 years. But now a manufacturer has produced a pair of pants for left-handed men. While left-handed people have been catered to by a number of manufacturers, producing everything from left-handed video cameras, wallets, scissors and pencil sharpeners, this is the first time the underwear needs of southpaws have been considered. Hom, the company behind the pants, claim the underwear will "save left handed men up to three, often vital, seconds when visiting the loo", potentially helping a raft of left-handed men, from American presidents George Bush, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama to Uri Geller and Paul McCartney. Rob Faucherand, the head of men’s accessories buying at Debenhams, the department store that is...
As health promotions go, this one is definitely pants.Bosses at a new hospital in China hung a massive pair of yellow Y-fronts from the roof to warn men of the health dangers of wearing pants that are too tight.The briefs - measuring 12ft long and nine feet wide - were joined by 500 normal-sized pants flying outside the Changsha Bo Da Hospital in Changsha, southern China."There are many urinary or reproductive problems caused by men's underwear. This is intended to make men think about their pants," said spokesman Xiang...
Customs officers arrested a smuggler with six and a half kilos of cocaine hidden in his shorts after becoming suspicious of his large posterior.Officials at El Prat de Llobregat airport, Barcelona, forced him to strip and found specially made pants with dozens of tiny pockets sewn in to hold the drugs. The green neoprene pants contained more than 160 pockets for canisters of cocaine.Drugs investigators were determined to get to the bottom of it when they noticed the smugglers huge backside as he waddled through the airport."He wasn't a big man but he has a very bulky rear end and was walking very strangely," said a spokesman."Then we saw that whenever he sat down it was like he was sitting on eggshells."His backside and his legs looked like they belonged to a weightlifter. We've seen all...
If your mother told you to make sure you are always wearing clean underwear she would definitely not approve of these ... they come ready soiled.The 'pre-stained pants' are the brainchild of Philip Watson who came up with the idea while at university, after finding a pair of "horribly skidded" pants in the wash.He says the idea of being caught with dirty underwear is horribly shaming, and thought that it would be great it there was an excuse to trot out, like "they came that way".Philip is now selling the pants - which have printed skid-marks on the rear - online, and says demand is better than expected ... but if buyers chose not to change their pants regulary they still have to explain the smell.
The design process saw a pair of freshly soiled white pants taken to an...
The moment these products were brainwaved must have been one of those eureka moments for their creator but in truth they’re up there with Alan Partridge’s Monkey Tennis telly pitch, the Sinclair C5 or BBC1’s Totally Saturday with Graham Norton.
Dear children of Bitterwallet, feast your eyes on the Footundeez range – they’re your actual authentic underpants for your poor, neglected toesy-woseys.
Imagine being a toe, spending part of your day staring up between the legs of your master or mistress, wondering why they get adorn their reproducables in such lovely underwear while all you get is the cramped confines of a stuffy pair of socks or a clinging pair of tights.
Now the toe has equal rights, and a stylish range of pants that it can wear so that it can be just like the...
When a village fete committee decided to budget for this year’s summer gathering because of the recession, few in the community realised how far they’d go. Keen to keep costs down, the committee has ditched the bunting this year and will be lining the streets of Langton Herring with ... pairs of pants. What started as a joke at a meeting has turned into reality with assorted piles of underwear strung up on string to decorate the village in the run-up to the fete on Saturday. Committee members admitted there were a few raised eyebrows at first. But villagers have now taken the idea to heart and have inundated the organisers with their undies. Langton Herring fete committee member Amanda King suggested the pants as a bunting idea as a joke at a committee meeting after hearing bunting...
A music fan came up with an unusual way of asking his girlfriend to marry him ... by getting his local cinema to play a video of him singing in his pants. Pete Simson spent days making the odd video in which he mimes to Daniel Bedingfield's If You're Not The One, while wearing his pants in a variety of situations.He then convinced his local cinema in Bristol to screen the movie, so he could propose to girlfriend Hannah.Part way through the five-minute flick Pete - who was being stared at by all the other cinema goers - stood up and took the ring out of his pocket before asking the big question.No, it wasn't "did my bum look big in those?" but "will you marry me?" - Hannah said yes and the pair are set to wed In August next year.
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Police in McMinn County said an Athens man left a pool party with more than just a suntan.Deputies arrested Jason Johnson after they spotted him walking down Highway 11, with panties hanging out of his unzipped pants.In fact, investigators said he'd stuffed some 40 pairs of panties into his pants. Authorities said Johnson had stolen the underwear from a nearby home.The owner of the panties declined to prosecute, but deputies charged Johnson with public intoxication.There's a news video...
Delaware man faces drunken driving charges after he was pulled over for speeding in northeastern Maryland and a sheriff's deputy noticed he wasn't wearing any pants. A spokesman for the Cecil County Sheriff's Office says 41-year-old Jonathan Schultz "was driving commando."The spokesman, Lt. Bernard Chiminto, said Schultz was stopped on Saturday near Rising Sun for going 69 mph in a 50-mph zone.The deputy smelled alcohol and noticed that Schultz was partially covered by a towel from the waist down. The Newark, Del., resident told the deputy he'd lost his pants, but the deputy didn't find any pants in the car.Online court records did not indicate that Schultz had an attorney, and an attempt to reach him at a relative's home was...
Millions of Britons are in danger of wearing toxic underwear coated in a banned pesticide, campaigners have warned.Fairtrade label Pants to Poverty claims one in 50 pairs of cotton pants from India should carry a warning due to endosulfan - illegal in 62 countries including the UK.They found up to seven million cheap pairs sold in budget stores and markets here contained 10ml from cotton plant spraying.The chemical will wash off, but they warned Indian cotton harvesters in direct contact with it suffer severe effects such as birth defects, miscarriages and cancer.The group is urging people to post their worst pair of pants to German drugs giant Bayer for selling endosulfan to the Third World.Pesticide Action said: "Why sell a pesticide banned in its country to poor farmers?" Bayer's UK...
Pants to Poverty claims that 8.7 million pair of pants and knickers in Britain contain a toxic pesticide.
Endosulfan is banned in 62 countries but is still widely used in India where it is sprayed on the cotton used to make underwear exported to Britain.
Read more here . . .
So, if you’ve got an itch in your nether regions
Red, blotchy skin
Benn forgetting things lately
Before checking yourself in to an STD Clinic – check the label on your underwear !!!...
For the shy, self-effacing woman looking for simple, practical clothing, the world of fashion is an obstacle course strewn with stonewash and littered with Lycra. This season it offers us harem pants (good if you want to look incontinent, bad if you don't), 6in heels (good if you like crutches, bad if you don't), and the return of the crop top (good if you're a taut-tummied teenage athlete, bad if you're anyone else).Somehow, though, this month's French Vogue has hit upon an even more terrifying trend: a world where women jump out of bed, button their jackets, slip on a pair of pants and stride out to work. The magazine offers pages of jackets paired with different knickers. The fact that the model is accompanied by a number of dogs does not make this less disturbing. We should have seen...
Private school girls in Australia are being ordered to wear bike pants under their clothes at social functions to reduce the risk of being sexually assaulted. Girls' schools have issued the directive to students attending dances amid concerns that inappropriate touching by boys could lead to criminal charges.In a recent newsletter, Catholic girls' school All Hallows, in Brisbane's inner north, detailed the dress code for students at dances. "Girls should not wear overly revealing clothing such as very short, tight shorts or skirts or strapless, strappy, backless or plunging tops or dresses," the newsletter said. "Short skirts, dresses or shorts must only be worn over leggings or tights." The strict dress code is being enforced at entry points to school dances. Deputy principal Richard...
The clerk at the 7-11 in Brooksville must have done a double take when Brittany Gariepy walked to the check out counter. She had an obvious bulge where there should not be one on a woman.The clerk suspected shoplifting and called Hernando County Sheriff's deputies. Gariepy was arrested for shoplifting a Big Mama's pickled sausage.Photo from here.According to a police report the sausage, "was clearly visible inside her pants as she walked out of the store. Upon contact with the suspect. . . she advised that this had not occurred and that she did not steal any items. Upon looking inside her vehicle, I was able to see the wrapper of a Big Mama pickled sausage, but the item had been eaten."Confronted with the wrapper, deputies say Gariepy confessed she'd eaten the...
These have to be the ultimate geeky pants (OK we know they are shorts), the Keyboard Pants.
The Keyboard Pants were made using a flexible silicone keyboard, and some jeans, only half of the keyboard works, which is pretty cool as you wouldn’t expect any of it to work after it was cut in half.
If you want to make your own Keyboard Pants, there are full instructions, including all materials you need over at Thingiverse.
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The Keyboard Pants...
These have to be the ultimate geeky pants (OK we know they are shorts), the Keyboard Pants.
The Keyboard Pants were made using a flexible silicone keyboard, and some jeans, only half of the keyboard works, which is pretty cool as you wouldn’t expect any of it to work after it was cut in half.
If you want to make your own Keyboard Pants, there are full instructions, including all materials you need over at Thingiverse.
via Uberreview, Hardware Sphere
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Looks like the UUP Conservatives and Unionists are warming up their European Election campaign to get Jim Nicholson re-elected with a daily jab at the DUP on their new DUP Pants on Fire website and Twitter...
BeCheeky have got a Spring sale on right now, with 25% off pretty much everything between now and Wednesday 13 May. The only things the discount doesn’t apply to is swimwear, stuff already in the sale and Lola Luna items.
So, go on, brighten up the pants drawers! BeCheeky do mens and womens so there is no reason for skanky pants in anyone’s...
