a plane lands on top of you whilst you're running on a...
Fun stacked cups just for the hell of it,Post-it notes that even I could live with ( I have a personal hatred of the yellow ones) anda sewer cover for your sink. All at Worldwide...
[ufo] First Contact: The Man Who’ll Welcome Aliens … Jon Ronson meets the chairman of Post-Detection Taskgroup … …you can tell the abductees are lying or delusional because their descriptions of the aliens and their craft are always so unimaginative. As he writes in The Eerie Silence, the giveaway is the banality of the aliens’ putative agenda, which seems to consist of grubbing around in fields or meadows, chasing cows or cars like bored teenagers, and abducting humans for Nazi-style...
Calculated on the cost of living of the world's top 10 cheapest cities in relation to the following categories: alcohol and tobacco, clothing and footwear, domestic services, food at home, food away from home, personal care, household supplies, sports and leisure, transportation and utilities.
10. Tunis, the capital of the Tunisian Republic.
09. Winston-Salem in the U.S. state of North Carolina.
08. Montevideo, the capital and chief port of Uruguay.
07. Santo Domingo, capital and largest city in the Dominican Republic, and the largest city in the Caribbean
06. Buenos Aires, capital and largest city of Argentina.
05. San Jose,capital and largest city of Costa Rica.
04. Johannesburg, largest city in South Africa (until the World Cup)
03. Karachi, main seaport and the financial...
10. Live Pigeon Shooting (1900)
09. Rope Climb (1896, 1904, 1906, 1924, 1932)
08. Pistol Dueling (1906)
07. Solo Synchronized Swimming (1992)
06. Club Swinging (1904, 1932)
05. Tug-of-War (1900-1920)
04. All-Around Dumbbell Contest (1904)
03. Motor Boating (1908)
02. Running Deer Single Shot (1906-1936)
01. Long Jump for Horses (1900)
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10. Your momma's so fat that the probability that she is in an arbitrary point in a room is 1.
09. Your momma's so fat that her weight can't be estimated using a t-distribution, since her fatness doesn't provide any degrees of freedom.
08. Your momma's so fat that Schrodinger found her to be both inside and outside of the box.
07. Yo mamma's so fat, she sat on a binary tree and flattened it to a linked list in constant time.
06. Yo momma so fat, her total gravitational attraction exceeds her total Van Der Waals bonding force!
05. .yomama .ass {width:120%; border-bottom:thick; max-width:auto; size:landscape; }
04. Yo momma's so fat that when I used multiple integration to find the volume under her curves, it turned out she was a hypervolume and could not be graphed.
03. Yo momma is...
Using UV Tattoo ink.
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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES for sale (NEVER BRED)
Also 1 gay bull.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake Call Stephanie.
And the best one:
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica
All 45 volumes in ‘as new’ condition no longer needed got married last month and it turns out wife knows f *g everything! £200 or near offer.
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You know what you need around your stupid, stupid neck? No, apart from a noose. That’s right! You need a foetus!
Yup, this ceramic not-yet-a-human could dangle lovingly beneath your neck and perhaps serve as a painful reminder of the child you had that made every second of your life an absolute misery.
You can fondly look back on a time when they were in the womb as opposed to slouching and tutting all over your house, making a mess and bleeding you for every penny you earn before shitting in your lunchbox.
This piece can be bought from Etsy (where all the deranged artisans seem to hang out) and is described by the vendor as being “a ceramic fetus pendant thing that I made,” before adding “you don’t even have to use it as a necklace, do what you will with it!...
Medicine. No-one likes taking it. Even if it comes with a spoonful of sugar, people just can’t be arsed.
Most of the time it isn’t a problem because you’ve got a jar full of placebos anyway because your GP either thinks you’re a hypochondriac or he actively wants you to die because you’re annoying.
However, if you’ve got high-blood pressure or diabetes (and want to live), then it’s pretty important that you take your pills because you’ll either explode or lose a limb or something.
People with chronic conditions are seemingly the worst offenders when it comes to the whole Not Being Arsed To Take The Medicine.
So what’s the solution?
Well, some company called Express Scripts Inc., is testing an electronic pill container in the US that...
.... you can be an animal sometimes
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A hen in Ipswich layed this egg which is about 9cm (3.5in) high and has a circumference of 21cm (8.3in).
This is by no means the biggest as a spokesman for Guinness World Records said: 'The largest hen egg was a five-yolked egg measuring 31cm (12.2in) around the long axis, 22.8cm (9in) around the short and weighing nearly 340g (12oz). It was laid by a Black Minorca at Mr Stafford's Damsteads Farm, Mellor, Lancs, in 1896.'
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As promised yesterday, here’s the second strange but true story from the archives first published in July 2006 and now redrafted with the original comments presented below it. I was inspired by correspondence over my encounter in the early 1990s with the phenomenon known as the ‘black stick man’ to write about a much earlier experience. If the story of the black stick man freaked you out and gave you bad dreams, as it well might for some, then don’t read this entry because it tells of an apparition that acted malevolently towards those who encountered it.
This is the story of when myself and others met the man in the stovepipe hat, another figure reported around the world. He’s dangerous and if you ever see him, run.
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Have you ever seen something so far outside your normal, everyday experiences you are at a loss to explain what you saw? What follows is a true story—in that nothing is made up, though I cannot vouch for what is real, or a waking dream—of an extraordinary encounter with an apparently alien presence in urban surroundings.
In the early hours of a weekday morning when I was living in London as a student back in the early 1990s, I was walking back from a friend’s house with another friend, Sue. She and myself had spent the whole night talking and revising with a group of other students. No drugs or alcohol had been involved other than tea and coffee—I must make this clear, because the story I am telling may lead you to wonder, and you’d be wrong to think that we...
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[war] Lost Nazi nuke-project uranium found in Dutch scrapyard … ‘Forensic nuke scientists at the European Commission’s Joint Research Centre (JRC) traced two pieces of metal – described as a cube and a plate – back to their exact origins and dates. Apparently both came from ores extracted at the “Joachimsthal” mine in what is now the Czech Republic, though the two are from different production batches.The cube, according to specialists at the JRC’s Institute for Transuranium Elements (ITU), was produced in 1943 for the Nazi nuclear programme and was used in the lab of famous boffin Werner Heisenberg (of uncertainty principle...
1. Hai Ngoc from Que Trung Vietnam hasn't slept in 37 years since going down with a fever in 1973.
2. Sanju Bhagat from Nagpour India carried his twin brother inside his own body for 36 years.
3. Shoichi Yokoi a Japanese soldier who spent 28 years in the jungle of Guam without knowing that the Second World War had ended.
4. Mehran Karimi Nasseri who 'lived' at Terminal One of Charles de Gaulle Airport from 1988 to 2006 and may have been the basis for the movie The Terminal.
5. Mitsuo Matayoshi a Japanese politician who says he is Jesus Christ reborn.
6. Lal Bihari from Uttar Pridesh who was officially died from who was officially dead between 1976 and 1994 and had had to fight Indian governemnt bureaucracy ever since to be recognised as still being alive.
7. David Icke from England...
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Unicorns... at it... in space... yesterday
Remember the ‘Celestial Soul Portraits‘ that were featured on these very pages? If you don’t and you’re not bright enough to work out that the differently coloured words in the previous sentence was a link to them, then chances are you could end up buying one for yourself.
If that’s your thing, then you’ll love this latest bit of outsider art (that’s being kind I guess) that’s been ferreted out.
What we have here is the work of Chaz Vitale who, quite obviously, is as mad as a box of frogs.
The image features a two-headed (and “doubly sweet” according to our painterman) unicorn spunking out a rainbow whilst stood on a cloud.
‘Spunking’ isn’t nearly cuddly enough for our...
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