After much agonising I have decided to have a party for my 30th birthday. I've already had a pretty encouraging response. I mean, I'm not talking about hundreds here, but a few people want to come. So maybe I will not end up sitting shamefaced in a lonely corner of the pub after all. There will be alcohol there though, so I still need to be careful to avoid this.All I need now is a proper invitation to email out. When other (cooler) people send me invitations to their parties nowadays they all seem to have their own swanky e-invitations made up featuring characatures of theirsevles, or jokes, or nifty little animations. Since getting an iPod Nano for crimbo I have become something of a spoilt brat and so I want one too. I am of the opinion that I should no longer have to do anything for...