For lent, rather than give up something I have every day, like chocolate or group sex, I thought it might prove interesting for me to have something of a challenge to fight against. As such, I gave up yoga for lent. Now, you may well realise it's been quite some time since I've been a bender with the yoga possee, since I've not shown you photos which inadvertantly show off me 'llocks, but it's all good, innit, but you'll remember that I could, at one point, touch my toes without chewing my toenails, yeah? Anyway, um. What was I saying?Oh, yes. Lent. Right, well, I've given up yoga, knowing that I'm quite contrary as a person, so I've started doing yoga again. However, this clashes with my competative nature, because Paul and other people will see that I've failed in my proclaimed...